PDF guide and 9 worksheets
9 audio stories
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Ages 3 to 11 · Not medical advice
The Calm Bedtime Blueprint guide and hard-night card on a bedside table beside a felt lamp-moth

A digital collection, shown printed at home. The felt moth is set dressing and isn't included.

Ages 3 to 11

The YawnIQ Complete Collection

A 30-minute wind-down guide for you, and nine slow bedtime stories for them.

£ 39 one payment
  • One payment, no subscription
  • 30-day full refund
  • Private online library, no app
  • Every child in your household
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What's inside

Inside the Calm Bedtime Blueprint: the 30-minute runbook page, Your nightly sequence

The wind-down guide

The Calm Bedtime Blueprint: the same 30 minutes every night, from lamp on to lights out, with the words to use at each step.

  • Hard-Night Protocol and the 2am reset
  • Script Bank: words for fears and “just one more”
  • A suggested 14-night plan
  • 9 printable worksheets, including a bedside hard-night card
  • When-to-see-your-GP checklist
  • Tonight in 10 minutes: a one-page start for your first night
Story covers from The Yawnies, The Lantern Keepers and Night Academy, made of soft felted wool

Nine bedtime stories

Three in each world, each 16 to 18 minutes. One calm AI voice reads slowly over very quiet music, with no sound effects. Each story opens with a soft 20-second tune and ends in a long, quiet fade rather than “The End”.

  • The YawniesAges 3–5
  • The Lantern KeepersAges 5–8
  • Night AcademyAges 8–11

Narrated by an AI voice, tuned for bedtime.

What you'll use, and when

In your £39 collection Nights 1–3
Start here
Nights 4–11
Add as you go
Nights 12–14
And beyond
The 30-minute routine and your landing phrase ✓ ✓
One story, from a speaker or a locked phone ✓ ✓
Tonight in 10 minutes (guide p.3) ✓ ✓
Practising the Hard-Night Protocol and 2am reset — ✓
Independence Ladder (optional) — ✓

A real sample

The first 72 seconds of one story

It starts with the soft opening tune every story has, then the voice.

The Yawnies: Moonlight Steps Home
0:001:12

Narrated by an AI voice, tuned for bedtime.

Read the transcript

A glimpse of the wind-down guide

The 30-minute wind-down: the same small, quiet steps each night, from lamp on to lights out.

Page from the Calm Bedtime Blueprint: 30-minute runbook, your nightly sequence

Email us within 30 days for a full refund.

30-day refund

Try it for a month of bedtimes. If it isn’t right for your family, email hello@yawniq.com within 30 days and we’ll refund you in full. No forms, no questions, on top of your legal rights.

Common questions

Is YawnIQ medical advice?
No. YawnIQ is educational support: a calm routine, words to use and slow stories. It isn’t a diagnosis or a treatment, and it can’t promise sleep. If you’re worried about your child’s sleep or health, speak to your GP or health visitor.
Is YawnIQ right for my child?
It’s made for children aged 3 to 11 whose evenings run hot: busy minds, wiggly bodies, worries that arrive at lights out. Everything is built around predictability, low stimulation and the same words every night. It isn’t a treatment for any condition, and every child is different, which is why there’s a 30-day full refund.
Why pay when there are free bedtime stories online?
Most free stories and apps are made to keep children listening. Ours are made to stop: no ads, no autoplay, one story and then quiet. And the stories are the smaller half. The guide is for you: the same 30 minutes every night, the words for the hard bits, and a plan for when it goes sideways. One payment, no subscription, and a 30-day refund if it isn't right.
What age range does YawnIQ cover?
3 to 11, in three bands: The Yawnies (3 to 5), The Lantern Keepers (5 to 8) and Night Academy (8 to 11). The bands overlap at 5 and 8 on purpose: choose by your child, not their birthday. You get all nine stories, so you can switch any night.
How quickly will things change?
We can’t promise a timescale, and we won’t promise sleep. The guide suggests keeping the same routine for two weeks before judging, and looking at the week rather than single nights. Some nights will still be hard; the guide has a plan for those. If nothing has shifted after four to six weeks of a steady routine, talk to your GP.
How do I get it after I buy?
Straight after payment, your private library opens on the next page, and we email you the link. There’s no app and no account: one link opens everything on any phone, tablet or computer. Add it to your Home Screen so it’s there at bedtime. Stream the stories or download them as MP3s; read the guide in your browser or download the PDF. Lost the link? yawniq.com/library sends a new one in under a minute.
Is the narrator a real person?
No. The stories are read by an AI voice, chosen and tuned for bedtime: slow, low and steady. They’re written with AI help, then chosen and edited by the YawnIQ team. We’d rather tell you than have you wonder.
What will my child hear?
Each story is 16 to 18 minutes in all: a soft 20-second opening tune, about 11 to 13 minutes of one calm AI voice over very quiet music, then about five minutes of music fading to silence, so it ends without a jolt. No sound effects, no cliffhangers, no “The End”. Nothing plays by itself, and the player stops after one story unless you change it.
What if my child is between age bands?
Choose by your child, not their birthday. A five-year-old who loves simple, repetitive stories can stay with the Yawnies; an eight-year-old who finds them too young can move up to Night Academy.
Can I use this with more than one child?
Yes. One purchase covers every child in your household, including a child’s other home if they live across two. For a nursery, school or childminder, please ask us first.
Can I buy it as a gift?
Yes. Enter their email address at checkout and their private library goes straight to them. If you’d like us to send it with a note from you, email hello@yawniq.com after you buy.
What if it isn’t right for us?
Email hello@yawniq.com, or reply to any of our emails, within 30 days of buying for a full refund. No forms, no questions. This is on top of your legal rights.
Who is YawnIQ for?
Parents and carers of children aged 3 to 11 who find bedtime hard, and who want one calm routine they can repeat every night, even when they’re exhausted. It’s for families in the UK.