What's inside YawnIQ

One collection: a practical bedtime guide and nine calm stories for ages 3 to 11, in a private online library. Opening soon. Get the free clocks-back plan, and we'll email you when it opens.One collection: a practical bedtime guide and nine calm stories for ages 3 to 11, in a private online library. One payment of £39, with a 30-day refund.

The Calm Bedtime Blueprint guide and hard-night card on a bedside table beside a felt lamp-moth

A digital collection, shown printed at home. The felt moth is set dressing and isn't included.

Ages 3 to 11

The YawnIQ Complete Collection

A 30-minute wind-down guide for you, and nine slow bedtime stories for them.

£39one payment
  • One payment, no subscription
  • 30-day full refund
  • Private online library, no app
  • Every child in your household
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Inside the Calm Bedtime Blueprint: the 30-minute runbook page, Your nightly sequence

The wind-down guide

The Calm Bedtime Blueprint: the same 30 minutes every night, from lamp on to lights out, with the words to use at each step.

  • Hard-Night Protocol and the 2am reset
  • Script Bank: words for fears and “just one more”
  • A suggested 14-night plan
  • 9 printable worksheets, including a bedside hard-night card
  • When-to-see-your-GP checklist
  • Tonight in 10 minutes: a one-page start for your first night
Story covers from The Yawnies, The Lantern Keepers and Night Academy, made of soft felted wool

Nine bedtime stories

Three in each world, each 16 to 18 minutes. One calm AI voice reads slowly over very quiet music, with no sound effects. Each story opens with a soft 20-second tune and ends in a long, quiet fade rather than “The End”.

  • The YawniesAges 3–5
  • The Lantern KeepersAges 5–8
  • Night AcademyAges 8–11

Narrated by an AI voice, tuned for bedtime.

How the 14-night plan builds

A suggested plan, not a deadline. Each stage adds one thing; everything that's already working stays the same.

What you're doing Nights 1–3 Nights 4–11 Nights 12–14
The same opening phrase every night ✓ ✓ ✓
Signal, Downshift, Land, in the same order ✓ ✓ ✓
Your landing phrase, word for word ✓ ✓ ✓
One story, from a speaker or a locked phone ✓ ✓ ✓
Noting roughly how long settling takes Baseline ✓ ✓
One or two changes to the room – ✓ ✓
Practising the Hard-Night Protocol and 2am reset – ✓ ✓
One small step back from the bedside (if you want it) – – ✓
Your child chooses between the stories in their band – – ✓
Looking back, and choosing one focus for next week – – ✓

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How you get it

Straight after payment, your private library opens on the next page, and we email you the link. No app, no account. Stream it, or download the MP3s and the PDF and they're yours to keep.

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30-day refund

If YawnIQ isn't right for your family, email hello@yawniq.com within 30 days of buying and we'll refund you in full. No forms, no questions.

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